At what point has the bacon craze gone too far?
I hate the taste of envelopes like any other normal person out there, but do I really want to taste bacon before sealing it shut? I don’t think so. Bacon fans, on the other hand, must be signing up for as many pen pal lists as possible right now.
When I lived alone I had the tendency to rock out in the shower. Every night there was a new performance, though I usually managed to throw in an Elvis song or two even if it was a Queen night. The shower never did feel like a stage though…especially because one wrong move and I was down on my ass. I really need to invest in some of those rubbery flowers for the shower floor.
Anyway, what better way to make your rock star debut in your shower than with LED shower lights?! Crazy right? Right!
The light goes from blue to red when the temperature hits 89 degrees. The red scares me. I’d feel like I was showering in blood. I could handle the blue, but I wouldn’t want to keep the water cold to avoid the bloody red.
There is also a LED Faucet Light. Still blue and red. Still creeps me out!
My phone is constantly on me. It’s not that I’m expecting a call, usually. It’s more out of paranoia. I tend to think that the one time I leave it at home, I’ll really need it. My favorite irrational fear is that I’ll going downstairs to shower, someone will break in and I’ll have to barricade myself in the bathroom. How will I call 911 if I don’t have my phone on me?
Crazy? Probably. But this is much worse. Cell phone couple wedding cake toppers. Ew!
I get it. People love their phones. Maybe you met through the phone. The hubby could work for Verizon and maybe she had to call to complain about shitty service. Who knows! But I really don’t see myself loving my phone this much. I swear if I hear of a couple exchanging vows via text message or Blackberry Messenger, I might scream.
My wedding cake topper, you know…if I get married, will have me probably shaking my toosh on it. It’ll be awesome. Maybe I’ll be doing a handstand, who knows!!
